Alligator Alcatraz Funny Gator Shirt My Lawyer Said It Was a Petting Zoo Tee Dark Humor Prison T Shirt USA Hat

Alligator Alcatraz just got its newest inmate.
This hilarious tee features a smug, toothy gator rocking a bold red hat and an even bolder attitude. With the tagline “My Lawyer Said It Was a Gator Petting Zoo…” this shirt is perfect for anyone who appreciates political satire, dark humor, or Florida-level absurdity.

Premium print on demand design

Vintage-style illustration with a red MAGA parody hat

Bold “Alligator Alcatraz” title text

Great for fans of swamp humor, ironic politics, or just causing a stir

Soft, comfortable cotton – unisex fit

Available in multiple colors and sizes

Whether you're shopping for yourself or someone with a dangerously good sense of humor, this shirt is guaranteed to raise eyebrows (and maybe a few questions).

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Perfect for fans of dark humor, Florida swamp tales, satirical crime jokes, or anyone who’s ever blamed their lawyer for everything.

Introducing our Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee, a perfect blend of comfort and style for everyday wear. This shirt radiates a fun and quirky vibe, making it an excellent choice for casual outings, gatherings, or just lounging at home. Its classic fit and crew neckline ensure a relaxed wear, making it a versatile addition to any wardrobe. Ideal for those who cherish humor and want to express their personality in a laid-back manner. This tee is perfect for friends and family, making it a fantastic gift for holidays, birthdays, or just because! Celebrate life's lighter moments with this playful design that fits seamlessly into anyone's lifestyle.

Product features
- Shoulder tape stabilizes seams to prevent stretching.
- Seamless tubular knit design reduces fabric waste.
- Elastic ribbed knit collar retains its shape.
- Made from strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing.
- Medium fabric weight provides year-round comfort.

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat